Frumpy Fashion Quiz

Frumpy’s Fashion Tips:



Warning:

The tips are most likely not appropriate for anyone who takes fashion seriously.

Take the quiz below to see if this site is for you.



Frumpy's Fashion Quiz:



1. Your favorite place to shop for clothes is

A. Upscale mall

B. Department Store Clearance Racks



2. The tags on your clothes state

A. Dry clean only

B. Wash and wear



3. You wear clothes to

A. Look fabulous

B. Feel comfortable



4. The most you would pay for a pair of jeans is

A. Money isn’t an object if they look great.

B. No more than $50 – and for that price they better look good on me!



If you chose A for most of your answers:

Stay away from this site. It is totally inappropriate for a woman as classy as you. If you already looked ahead then quickly shut down your computer, head to Nordstrom’s and buy a pair of Italian leather shoes…full price. You’ll feel much better.



If you chose B for most of your answers:

Welcome to the Frumpy Zone! This site will let you know where to find all the great fashion bargains and give you great fashion tips like: floral pastel printed blouses are great at hiding spit-up stains. Gauzy peasant skirts are perfect for catching puke.*



*This really happened. I was at the pediatrician's office with my son when he was

four. He had a horrible cough, lots of congestion, and a fever. When they did the finger stick he literally cried so hard that he puked all over me. Luckily, I had on

my gauzy peasant skirt and was able to catch it all, walk over to the sink, rinse it out with pleasant smelling hand soap and be on my way. By the time we got home, my skirt was dry and no one could have known that I had been wearing vomit an hour before.
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